12 men showed up on time for The Wilderness this morning. I believe that to be a first in a long time (according to Mumblechatter…and there was a lot of it this morning. Everyone was expecting an impromptu, fly by the seat of our pants, unplanned workout as is my usual M.O., but quite the contrary happened. I found a workout I Qed back in 2013 (when I DID actually plan ahead) in my old notes and went with it. Here’s what went down:WARMORAMA:SSH x20icIST x15icDwight Schrutes x10icBig Arm CirclesMountain Climbers x10icLine Hops x10icCurb Kickers x10icTHANG:Deck of Death…Numbered Cards Hearts-CDD x face value Spades-Squats x face value Diamonds-Mericans x face value Clubs-WW2 Sit Ups x face valueAces-10 BurpeesKings-15 High Knee JumpsQueens-Bearcrawl court lengthJacks-10 Turkish Get UpsMARY:Low Flutter x20icRosalita x20icLow Dolly x20icHeels to Heaven x20icPretzel Crunch x10ic ea.sideMOLESKINE:-Everyone was surprised to find the deck of cards, directions already written and a light at the center of the basketball court staged before and ready to go.-Speaking of basketball court, there was much chatter concerning the design of a plastic outdoor court surface…slippery when wet and not conducive to bearcrawls, burpees or Mericans.-Pro Tip (just discovered by YHC): When Qing a deck of cards workout, have someone else shuffle before commencement. It makes them feel like they got the upper hand AND, they get blamed for the sequence of exercises (Thanks Jorel)!-T Claps to Crocs and Rodeo for posting twice in 10 hours.-Looks like Blackbeard and Frontier are regulars again. Definitely adds more flavor to the gloom.-The Force continues his efforts to throw a Q off his game. Maybe it’s just an attempt to see if he can change a plan midway through its presentation. He is successful…sometimes. Admittedly, it was his suggestion that got us to change from single-count to in-cadence.-Megaphone continues to be a beast in the gloom. So glad he started joining in again. When given orders not to go more than a mile a week, he just posts at a stationary beatdown…BEASTY!