Please Discontinue Use of All Audio Recording Devices

Event Date

Feb 18, 2021


6 men braved the barely above freezing temperatures and almost freezing rain to get our zen on and take a step back to the days before anyone knew the term 'politically correct.'  That is to say the term did not exist and, if the two words were placed next to each other in a sentence, blank stares, head scratching and questions asking what that meant would follow.  We started innocently on our feet attempting to stretch the muscles that tightenened due to Broke's Wednesday Q.  Then we hit the mat to get the back and glute stretches in.  Finally on our 6 to stretch whatever was left.  There was much MC that will be redacted to protect the ……….pretty much everyone.

  • Sonar said '                                                  ' and Hefty said 'No offense taken'
  • Zippy chimed in '                                  ' and Broke and Shake Weight laughed
  • Mater came in late after his Q at SVU, he couldn't believe that Shake Weight said '                                    '
  • Broke assured us there were no recording devices in use at Laces Out
  • Zippy had to leave early and quoted Club Pro Guy stating 'We have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to free speech and we can no longer use words that rhyme with words that may be offensive'
  • Some of us stayed for Bible Study and asked for forgiveness
  • Next week we will discuss a revised disclaimer and potential for utilizing virtual earmuffs during certain segments of the program
  • Show to know what has been redacted

Pleasure to lead. Namaste.  Bertha