Three regulars made it out to Cobalt to try another version of the rebranded Option #2 – “Pretzel Logic” and also flush out the legs from the prior weekend’s ‘Ville to ‘Ville Craft Beer Relay Race. There may have been some tender areas
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- No core diversions today since body needed a good stretch
- Official results from the Ville to Ville Craft Brew Relay for the “MILF3 Ends Justifying Means” team
- Total time: 9:54:38
- Overall placement: 78th out of 328 teams
- All male: 66th of 173 teams
- Masters male: 12th out of 25 teams
- Note that the Masters line of demarcation is only 40 years in a show of blatant disrespect for the aged and seasoned runners on our team
- Average pace: 8:16
- Team captain does not really want to hear that a certain valuable runner is not expecting to run as hard next year. Give it some time and don’t make any rash decisions
- General hilarity and anecdotes shared with the weekend
- Although all of the members on the team signed a nondisclosure agreement (NDA) along with the waiver, we did come up with some Superlatives for each of the team members. The NDA prohibits the linkage of these superlatives with the names of the participants, so attribution of these superlatives to the names of the participant cannot be admitted nor denied
- Has no current need for another vagina in his life
- Had double-barreled snot lines at the end of the early leg from running with a sinus infection in cold temps
- At the finish line, looked like a cold widow on a porch pulling her shall in tightly to get any extra bit of warmth he could
- Has great public outreach efforts (I just ran 72 miles from Asheville….)
- A little heavy footed, but does bring the intangibles
- Fluent in reading braille
- Started partying about 4 hours before our final MILF3 team finisher and was still raring to keep it rolling at end of night
- An absolute corn fed black angus Iowan workhorse
- Hill philosopher and strategist
- Still waiting to hear his entrance music (Rico Suave and I’m Too Sexy (Right Said Fred)
- Best. Rally. Ever.
- His Dosey Doe game could use some work on the dance floor so as to not get the Heisman
- Some very helpful and creative rebranding ideas shared after the workout. The rebranding shall continue
- Great job fellas!