Cancel your other boring workout plans and head for the hills on April 1st! The subregion they said would never make it is still alive and kicking (and currently without restraining orders or alimony payments), so we need to celebrate!
Come join your favorite Hill People for our 4th Anniversary Convergence. We'll launch from Stumpy Creek Park at 0700 sharp. The beatdown will be adminstered by a variety of Race City's finest and most-distinguished pax. We may even have a special guest Q lined up. Mumblechatter will no doubt be provided by our very own Manhands and Pierogi, so leave the kids and your snowflake liberal sensitivity at home, folks (Duvall, talk to your people about this).
If you are familiar with previous Race City convergences, you should probably bring a towel and a change of clothes for the trek back down the hill to civilization. We're doing to go ahead and tell you right now to #DBAP and just jump in the water this time.
We'll wrap up around 0800, drink some coffee, then give you a hearty smack on the butt on your way out of town.
Translators will be on-hand so you will not confused by the regional dialect. No trucks required for entry into town, you can even feel free to drive your wife's estrogen-powered environmentally-friendly vehicle (hai Jolly!). While in town, be sure to take advantage of our bountiful mattress store sales. And the snakes probably won't be out yet, so no snake bites to worry about! (Checkmark for all 4 stereotypes)
Don't be the only fool left out. See you on April 1st!