FNG-1 is D-Nice, joining us this Friday because he didn’t have bus duty this morning.

5 men convened at SVU for a brisk Friday Morning Fun Run. All were confused as to the small crowd, assuming that since Skipper was a no-show, more people would have showed up. Alas, 5:31 came and we realized we were the true faithful so we began the “Skipper’s A No-Show” route because 1) we aren’t that creative and 2) the 5 of us don’t normally get a say in the route so we didn’t know what to do.

• Gecko continues his running dominance by conquering the hills of Snowshoe this week and then joining us mere mortals for an easy 5 for men of his pedigree.
• Shirley is basking in the realization that Joe Flacco is indeed ELITE. Anyone who can take the Browns to the playoffs has to be elite.
• Dandy decided to cover us in the traditional Friday Stench that so often wafts over us from someone who decided to not join in the festivities today.
• D-Nice basked in his high school cross country days, reminding us all that he still has it.

As always, I HAVE SPOKEN