. . .The bartender says: “What’ll it be, boys?”
The pax reply: “The usual.”
The bartender replies: “Four ass-kickings with a fitness chaser–coming right up!”
The four men quickly downed the drinks made from an assortment of intoxicants like:
- tippy birds
- 8-count-super-slow-full-nipple-alignment merkins
- running through puddles
- praying mantises (manti?)
- dips (no chips)
- 8-count-super-slow squats
- etc. . . . lots of etc.
They then turned their attention to the only woman in the bar: Sheryl Sandberg, who leaned-into their lives and signed off with some X’s and O’s.
Coffeteria was well attended with some of the Gladiator boys joining us for libations, conversations, and revelations.
Thanks for joining me at the bar, gents! See you next time for boy’s morning out!