3 Homers gathered on an unusually warm morning to go on a ruck odyssey… a really weird ruck odyssey.
We stepped off a 0430 sharp. Within a few minutes, as we rucked along at 4:30 in the morning we came across 4 long-haired maidens who we passed on our port side like the Island of Sirens. One of them was literally on a swing gazing at us. To prove that we actually have zero game, Blackbeard mumbled something along the lines of "Gee willakers you girls are out early" and we ambled on by. The talk turned to college girls, then moved on to bowel movements, and finally returned to college girls.
We missed all the other ruckers, but it was sort of nice to have no coupons, except for the internal ones both Blackbeard and Chewie seemed to be carrying… luckily YHC has access to commodes all over the place.
It was a fun, weird ruck. AYE!