15 of the fastest pax in Isotope believe in tradition so they crushed The Vern with burpees and hills. Here is their story:
The Standard is now threatening to overshadow beatdowns. Just look at the supposed running of “Sharknado” from yesterday. On a Monday. With no beer. And no Burner. One might ask if they even did the burpees if the star was a sad clown standard.
Either way, CATS now drops off pax right outside the gates of FKT which is highly convenient for Mr. Holland. Frodo tried to get a little frisky. Then Auto shows up with gloves and a parka. Hell, Matlock ordered windows to be installed today just for the excuse to be in Isotope for this shit. Calm down men. YHC knows the excitement of FKT can get the best of everyone but take a breath.
There is an ugly rumor that FKT hates The Vern, hills, and all things wheels. Thats all goo. Don’t listen to the noise. BC doesn’t. That cat hasn’t posted in months and is now topping the leaderboard. BOOM! He ripped the FKT from Swingy who may or may not have done 3 Verns today.
Auto left the parka and gloves once he heard there would be hills. Acted like we were on the slopes of Granite Hell. Just ballin’. Hoodie wasn’t far behind. He may win Boston this year. Hittin’ FKT every week is bound to bring home the W. YHC is callin’ that shot early. Always bet on Hoodie.
Cubicle rolled in with hair back, no sleeves, and the guns out. Damn it must be nice to be a hate. Strong effort bringing Mcfly in tow. Isotope in his backyard and he rolls up to Race City. Not enough burpees in Isotope…allegedly. Thats why we keep Jobe around. For the burpees.
Tradition matters men. Do The Vern every month. Bonus if you sub in burpees and hills once in a while. If we accomplished nothing else this morning, that statue ain’t comin’ down this month. Until the next time…
DH