Stretch, Core and More

Event Date

May 23, 2023

AO


Six strapping specimens came out to Cobalt for some stretch and core. It hit on many different levels

Moleskine

-Schools out for the summer even though there is still a week left

-Grip is finally hosting a shot station. He’s a giver

-911 has not been keeping up with his stretching regimen in Philly

-Some of us live vicariously through Schwinn’s exploits

-Some fragments were shared on new CMS school assignment mapping issue. New superintendent is expected to woke it up

-Ode to Pinky. We all rely on him for things like first aid, encouragement and a helpful sounding board that helps us to avoid bad decisions. If he ends up making bad Onewheel decisions after a bourbon tasting that ends up causing a Schwinn-ing of his ribs, it feels like we are all screwed

-Ode to Yosef/911: His participation in these proceedings after being away always helps add a certain level of decorum to the proceedings which is refreshing and appreciated

-To wit: after he had to leave the workout early, the proceedings became decidedly much less dignified.

-We managed to learn a few things.

  • If you plan to hook up at a 4 day music festival, you definitely want to go for it on the first day, since a day 4 liaison has sloppy quadruply seconds potential.
  • Strategically placed duck tape and leather is a prominent ladies fashion at music fests.
  • Bands on the bill included Pussifer and Wargasm. They had some really good merch for sale. I got a Pocket Pussifer!

-Great work fellas!!