StretchLab

Event Date

May 03, 2022

AO


Five of MIL’s finest came on down to Cobalt to sample yet another version of the rebranding efforts. StretchLab was referenced in the pre-blast, so we went with it. As previously noted, a formal retelling of stretch and core exercises is not exactly what anyone would call reader friendly, so let’s just move onto the Moleskine

Moleskine

  • Overheard during the workout: “What happened to Body By Natty?”
  • What day is it again? You just may be retired if you go to Muscle Beach with weights on a Tuesday. Quick course correct and back to the house for a mat and all was well.
  • Fun fact: Bee stings cause swelling, with severe cases including elephantitus of the testicular region
  • Pinky’s running belly light is…..conspicuous. It’s good to be seen
  • Overheard during the workout: “G Rip puts the Labia in StretchLab”. This may have been taken out of context
  • Q’s family is getting a new dog on Mother’s Day. It was a complicated negotiation but his standing was improved when both sides realized the inevitability of adding a canine and a keezer to the family.  It’s really sweet that my family is gonna let me name the keezer
  • Overheard during the workout: “Didn’t this used to be easier?” “This seems to be more Body By Natty than StretchLab”
  • Guilty as charged. Upon reflection, the core may have been a tad on the aggressive side
  • Having kids home from college is a beautiful thang
  • A child’s oppressive upbringing may manifest itself by the sheer joy one gets at making your own dinner choice at Vapianos
  • The results of the focus group on rebranding are not yet conclusive. We shall press on until one sticks
  • Great job fellas!