THE Denver F3 Friday Fun Run – This got awkward fast


14 men witnessed an awe-inspiring moment at 0529 at SVU

 – 0529 and at least 6 grown men cast aside their shirts to run the fun run in the morning heat

 – Mater immediately returns back to his Jeep upon seeing the sight

 – Dandelion drooled over my love handles and produced 6 gallons of sweat on the pavement after

 – Vortex is enjoying his new svelte physique and never wears tops any more

 – Fabio and Shakeweight fiercely defended their Ford trucks while Einhorn showed off his newly lifted Chevy truck which he lifted just in time to put the new baby into

 – Rudolph couldn't stop talking about my Peloton shorts

 – Crabby either

 – Dr. D's eye-catching teal green shirt was enough for all of the shirtless men to be jealous

 – Strudel wound-up like he was going to punch YHC when we passed but he said he was really just stretching

 – Theuss rocked the opposite direction on Burton than he usually goes

 – Bouch was quiet this morning, no doubt taking in the abundant manly sights

 – We pick-up GW running near his house 

 – I have spoken

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