8 men took on the heat and humidity to greet a visitor from Ohio…..
– FNG 1 is "Goose" from our Ohio chapter. Air Force guy. Cut right from the Air Force fold, just like Shirley. Dude kept B-52s in the sky and is also real-life handy with car batteries. Just ask Mulligan.
– Vortex was his usually ornary self. Running in front of everyone for a lot of the time, spitting hate and making cruel jokes about my weight.
– Fabio is back at it in full force. He was seen running before, during and after we ran today. The new GF called him chubby.
– Rudolph does not know why Sam called his Rudy 3-Eyes. He also made sure the port-a-jon on Rabbit circle was in working order.
– Strudel and I endured a massive dandruff cloud coming from Fabio's mane no doubt as we were on Point of Pain.
– Einhorn used to be a scuba diver, and has the tats to prove it.
– We encountered a pack of deer trying to politely follow human rules by crossing AT a deer crossing sign.
– I have spoken
SKIPPER