13 men were greeted with a warm humid sticky morning…..
– Dirt joins Slack, then joins us for the run. Great to have you sir. Apparently, Crabby invited him and said that he sandbagged his mile times. Not a good start to this relationship.
– GW sneaks into the group once we leave the neighborhood
– Dandy stopped to spit, snot himself every 1/4 mile
– Shirley was ashamed to associate himself with so many shirtless men. No wonder his kids don't run with us.
– Fabio was visibly distraught when Vortex was a no show and actually acted like he knew me this time.
– ShakeWeight thinks Mater is staying in NJ for good
– Jeeves strolls into the AO in his vintage Rav4 and acts bored the whole run. I tried to make small talk around flight avianics and plan timeshares.
– FNG 1 is Clickbait, who is on Slack now, just not here. Dr. D is helping him on that front
– Gecko was the brightest he has EVER been. Sporting an orange shirt. Hope the knees continue to feel better sir.
– Everyone expressed deep remorse to Einhorn that he has not worn his Lulu tights in quite some time
– Multiple rabbit roadkills along the way
– I have spoken
SKIPPER