15 showed up in various forms and fashions, but only 10 ended up having a fun run.
– 14 men left the AO, no Q on the calendar, so of course everyone gravitated towards the most powerful leader in the land
– Going up Big Baby Hill, Crabby Patty speeds into the neighborhood
– Then all hell broke loose
– Instead of EVERYONE circling back to get him, some did circles at the front, some circled the island, some went off into the woods for private time, some messed with their HR monitors
– By the time we had arrived at Baypointe, we were minus a few. Apparently some stayed straight out of the neighborhood onto Webbs in order to go meet a massively late Major Private that nobody saw. The likes of Fabio, Blart and I "think" Shirley. Nobody actually knows.
– We do Baypointe and happen to notice Blart running aimlessly by himself up Burton, who then joins us after admitting his faults. And he also had to find a bathroom for a code brown.
– Those who stayed the course had a wonderful time. Crabby Patty said he's missed me on Friday's since having to post in Hickory.
– Dandelion talked about how he almost missed the Fun Run today because of "seconds" at home.
– Coat Factory beasted the hillz
– TL joined us for 5 of his 55 miles on the day
– Mater attracted ALL of the dogs in Covington, his sweat reeking of hot dog brine and kraut
– GW was the ONLY one following the standard Fun Run rules of circling for the 6
– Mulligan, Rudolph and Einhorn were the only millineals who actually respected organizational authority
– Next time, those who choose their own adventure will not get credit. You have been warned.
– I Have Spoken
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