6 men met in warmer than normal temps to start the weekend out early….
– We did the 5+ Webbs Road/Ashley cul de sac route with Trails End finish
– WHERE IS EVERYONE? No rain, Decent temps
– Vortex walks comes in at 0530 in his Chippendale light vest and after several inappropriate, juvenile comments we were off
– Cheetah and FNG 1, (John) launched into a fierce Kaizen discussion. I left when they started to discuss doing FMEAs and a 5s Lean analysis on my leadership skills.
– Apparently, Blart and YHC have both watched the movies Hot Shots and TommyBoy WAY too much
– Upon passing one house we all hear a deep, growling, lengthy bark. Blart exclaims, "Is that a bear"? I explained that it was a hybrid blood hound bear, or a BeagleBear, a storied mythical creature known to inhabit Ashley Cove.
– Big V tested out his tummy ache but left early for some warm milk, essential oils and chamomile tea so that he didn't overstress it.
– We tried to name FNG 1 John, a Marine, Father of 4, Expert Spitter, OHIO Buckeye, but after several more inappropriate camel jokes we decided to wait until next week.
– Fabio was as quiet as each candidate's muted mic last night and will never chose to try to blind me with his wussy weak headlamp again. #900LumensIsBrighter
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