THE Denver Friday Fun Run – Missing Fabio and Samwise

Event Date

Apr 02, 2021

AO


0532 and no Fabio, and no distant Tundra engine rumble.  We set off into the cold, windy dark morning.

 – We did the most awesome route of Rabbit, Slim Shady and Point of Pain

 – Awkward conversations from the get go with Mater around possible Hot Dog dessert options. 

 – Apparently 5 miles is now childsplay for Einhorn.  Dude just kept going after we pulled into the AO

 – After seeing Vortex's bare legs, YHC decides to take the windiest route possible payback for that damn Palmetto bridge

 – I believe it was Crabby Patty who called the pine tree germination pods "tree sperm".  Silence ensued for about 5 minutes after.

 – Boucher torches Point of Pain.  Must have been the carbon plates.

 – Almost home, Vortex trips Dr. Doolittle for no reason at all.  And he did it in a church parking lot.  Ruthless.

 – A wee bit chilly this morning.  Last shot of Winter. 

 – I have spoken.

SKIPPER