FNG-1 = Boardwalk. Swanson, you've neglected your duties as the EH that our boy isn't on the website. Please resolve within the next week or you shall be referred to HR.
There were pre-workout concerns around rain and possibility of a moob, but the rain held off the trail was relatively dry! However there was significant HAIL during coffeeteria. Very lucky we didn't get caught in that.
Launched with 7, and then at the Elevation bang 98 comes rolling in hot, having arrived nearly 10 minutes late but catching up via inhuman pacing and skipping bangs. Which just begs the question, if you run sub-9:00 min/mile pace and don't stop… did you do the banger or just a fartsack Odyssey?
In other exciting news, Crabs Legs has a MOUTH. Running along Westmoreland, Tantrum and I were crossing that neighborhood entrance (Alexander Chase?) and a car rolled right through the stop sign and nearly hit us. I slapped the rear quarter-panel and said "yo watch it" but Crabby had some *choice* words. I mean, he went full-Philly there for a minute, I even blushed a little.
Also related, I'm taking over Banger for a bit, Freedom on the IR. Prayers for a speedy recovery brother. Had to memorialize this piece of my PB because my MS Paint skills are FIRE.
