FNG = Shaft
Welcome to mediocrity: it's comfy, pleasent, and inviting. It's like a nice floral print couch. 4 of the area's finest decided to rise from the plush cushions of middle-of-the-road to challenge mother nature and test their mettle. They ignited a blazing hot match to that floral mound of I'm-good-enough-as-is and laughed at its acrid smoke and hot licks of flame. I am ready to roll that second keg despite the glowering looks of the moms! I am prepared with the extra pack of fruit-of-the-looms just for Taco Tuesday! I am ready to take on the world! Let's do this! Yeah!
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Man in the Middle Goes to Four Corners
Corner 1: Continuous Mericans
Corner 2: Continous Squats
Corner 3: Continous LBCs
Man in the Middle: Shuttle runs the entire length of parking lot lines (up long side, across top, down long side, up same side, across top, keep going until across entire lot) Relieves Corner 1, Corner 1 goes to 2, 2 to 3, 3 is Man in the Middle.
Repeato until someone passes out. Run the neighborhood some more.