The Sword gets SMASHED for his VQ


Not mentioned above, we also had Astro, Loop and Miami Vice in attendance, as well as Charlie – FNG, 2nd post, named Kodiak and Daniel Hess – 1st post.

In total, 26 men showed up for my first Q.  It was an honor to lead you and you taught me that the hardest part of Qing is counting!  Here's what went down:

WARM-O-RAMA

Warm-up Lap around 1 section of the parking lot (for those that listened, they got in 3 miles knowing that YHC doesnt like running).

SSH x 20 IC

IST x 20 IC

Windmill x 20 IC

Murcans x 15 IC

Elbow Plank

Ride side Plank Dip x 15 IC

Left Side Plank Dip x 15 IC

THE THANG

Mosey to Monkey Bars:

Monkey Bars

15 Dips OYO

American Ninja Warrior

Repeat Monkey Bars

15 Tricep Extensions on parallel bars

Repeat American Ninja Warrior

Grab a cinder block (YHC was not expecting 26 today so Auto and Caboose substituted some with some big rocks)

Right arm Shoulder Shrug x 10 IC

Left arm Shoulder Shrug x 10 IC

Partner ladder:

Partner 1 does 10 curls, hands off to Partner 2 for 1 curl, hands off to P1 9,2,8,3 etc

Some did extra credit, some finished early and did Lego-led planks

Block Murcans x 15 IC 

Repeat Partner Ladder with Skull Crushers

Plank to no-arm plank to right arm up to left arm up

Block Shoulder Press x 15 IC

Block Row x 15 IC

Lego 10 count while YHC mosied to grab water jug

Zamparini while PAX passed around the water – again, wasnt expecting such a great turnout, so this took awhile!

Mosey to Pull up bars:

Partner 1 Jump Squats Partner 2 10 Pullups, switch

Continue ladder, going down by 2 each revolution – some people still had a lot in the gas tank!

Mosey back to blocks and return them to Monkey Bars

MARY:

Laying down, arms up and shoulder blades off the ground, extend legs and pull to chest (probably a shorter name for this) x 10 IC

LBC x 20 IC

Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

Plank x 1 minute

MOLESKIN

First, it was an honor to lead such an amazing group of men, especially with the huge turnout.  As promised, running (if you can call it that) was kept to an absolute minimum.  While YHC was too busy trying to keep cadence and not get too smoked himself, there was a little bit of mumblechatter that I heard – something about "it looks like a penis but only smaller"?  YHC was not always clear on instructions, but was picked up by the PAX without giving too much grief.  

I realized afterward that YHC was sucking wind more than most, so I'll have to bring the real workout next time, maybe some sprints?

Welcome Kodiak (FNG Charlie, who is a beast as the name implies) for his second post – hopefully you got your monies worth this morning.  Also welcome FNG Daniel who is etched from a mountain and probably went to the gym immediately after to get the real work done.  I look forward to seeing you both again!

Lego – Thank you for the opportunity and for picking me up.  This was a great experience an ready to do it again soon…somewhat soon.

Auto and Caboose – thanks for not skimping out on a small rock and making up for YHC ability to count.

The Count – great work today, thanks for partnering up

Cooter – great job on the extra credit, next time I'll push you harder

CC – Clown Car Brothers Binary, Dry Rub, Lonestar and Eeyore.  Thank you for the support today and always.

Limberger – great job on stepping up with the FNG naming today, #nailedit

Olaf and Rocket – you guys are true competitors, always chewing up and spitting out whatever is thrown at you without complaint

Smokey and Professor – your support is great, thanks for always pushing me in workouts to be as strong as you.

Code Blue, Ty Webb and Fillet – its always a pleasure to share the gloom with you.  You all are tough to catch, honored to call you brothers 

Swede, Gray Ghost, Bandit – Great workout this morning, looking forward to seeing you guys again

Astro, Loop, Miami Vice – Thanks for your time and support, now get on the website!  

Until Next Time, Smash