Tó Neinilii

Event Date

Apr 18, 2020

AO


Evidently, the pax think of me as a god. 

During our latest ruck from Cornelius to Huntersville and back again, rain picked up despite my weather app clearly stating moisture would hold off until after 8 AM. I was of course blamed for the inclement weather (but oddly, no credit was given when the rain ended). I looked into the deification process and decided I must be the reincarnation of the Navajo’s Tó Neinilii. Seems fitting as he was the god of rain who is represented as a dancing clown. 

Moist Moleskin

  • For the record, it was Hacker who called the rain … and then conveniently slept in
  • YHC planned a similar Saturday morning until Huckleberry called me out on Twitter
  • Hall Monitor and Free Pass were out in front most of the way by a good margin
  • I was only able to hold them in check by revealing the course a little at a time
  • To their credit, they did a lot of squats and merkins while we all played catch up
  • Goat would occasionally prancercise to the front, sometimes goading (goating?) Omaha and I to do likewise
  • Holiday was described using a cheese analogy due to being in between the main group (the crust) and the fast guys (the sausages) like a gooey string of mozzarella
  • Omaha continues to fine tune his backpack and weight choices #DevelopingStory
  • Saving the best for last, Huckleberry wore jeans for an 8-mile ruck