Tropic Thunder and Lightning at the Jungle


It was a nice cool day today, but 18 PAX and one puppy brought the heat of a tropical storm to the Mighty Jungle today.

Warmup

SSHx25, Windmillx10, ISTx10, Toy Soldierx10, Moroccan nightclub x50, ‘Mericansx10, Pickersx10

25 Stations with 25 repetitions inspired by the 25th Infantry (F3 Commando’s Unit Tropic Lightning) and the Movie Tropic Thunder.

Station 1                     ‘Mericans

Station 2                     Lunge with 12lb Medicine Ball

Station 3                     Curls – 2 – 25lb dumbbells

Station 4                     Ropes

Station 5                     Lawn Mower – Right – 45lb Dumbbell

Station 6                     Lawn Mower – Left – 45lb Dumbbell

Station 7                     PVC Overhead Press – Alternating (Front/Back)

Station 8                     WWII Sit-ups

Station 9                     Chest Press – 50lb Dumbbell

Station 10                   Carolina Dry-dock

Station 11                   Little Baby Crunches

Station 12                   Kettlebell Swing – 25lb Kettlebell

Station 13                   Milk Jug Side Lateral

Station 14                   Overhead Press – 35lb Kettlebell     

Station 15                   Big Baby Crunches    

Station 16                   Barbarian Squats – with Mace

Station 17                   Mason Twist with Brick

Station 18                   Bucket Upright Row

Station 19                   Dips on Curb

Station 20                   Weight Vest Squat

Station 21                   Jump Rope

Station 22                   Skull Crusher – 25lb Kettlebell

Station 23                   Sledge Hammer Tire

Station 24                   Farmers Carry – Bricks

Station 25                   Chain Lightning

Mary

Low FLutterx25,Pretzel Crunchx25 each side, Blackbeard closed out with a his crowd favorite the Jane Fondax25 each side

Recover Recover

Moleskin:

Today was dedicated the 25th infantry “Tropic Lightning” F3 Commando’s division and the namesake of Tropic Thunder (spoof of Platoon, which was the 25th infantry.) 25 exercises with 25 repetitions in the Jungle.  

Today was F3 Dads Camp, so Baily Road converged with the Mighty Jungle. I did not completely explain or understand why I chose today’s workout. My M in her infinite wisdom explained it to me. “Today is F3 Dads camp and you miss your boy, dumb ass, so you created a goofy workout to honor him.” My delicate little flower really understands me and has such a diplomatic way with word. Hahaha

The PAX on the other hand are a different story. Several times today PAX patiently requested clarification of my mumbling instructions. The best was Outlaw, “you are saying something as if I understand what you are saying.” My name is Stapler for several reasons, my shape, my glasses, my job, but most of all my stumbling, mumbling cadence of Milton of Office Space. Hahaha.

Two FNGs joined today. Welcome Lawrence M (I will spare you my attempt to murder the spelling of your name) who will be named at his next post.

It was a sight to behold to see F3 legends Callahan, Moses, Outlaw and Gnarly Goat come together to name FNG Zack Snider who was EHed by our own judge Scrappy. Hence forth christened “The Wasp”. Judge Smails, “It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in and you’ve got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile. When his shorts are too tight in the seat.” Hahahaha ho hahahaha, ho.

There are two version of Goat on the website “Gnarly Goat” with a space and “GnarleyGoat” without a space and an e added. I am fairly sure the first is correct, but both got credit today. Goat is a Beast and does the work of two men, so it seems only fair.

There much was concern and discussion over the sock choice of Black Sox of all things, and why he was wearing Larry Bird socks. Stay strong and you do you my brother! But, seriously, do some laundry and get those Michael Jordan socks back into circulation.

Thank you to Blackbeard for allowing me to Q. Thank you to all the PAX and the support you provide.