Only two were brave enough to venture out to St. Mark this morning to do battle with their demons.
All exercises in cadence unless noted otherwise.
WARM-O-RAMA
Mosey over to pullup bars
SSH x 15
Windmill x 10
Toy Soldier x 10
IST x 10
THE THANG
400m run
40 squats (OYO)
30 WW2 situps (OYO)
20 merkins (OYO)
10 pullups (OYO)
Now that we’re warm:
Mosey over to cinder blocks
Ty Webb does block swings AMRAP while Crimson takes a lap around the lower lot
Flapjack
REPEATO with skull crushers, curls, shoulder press, bent over rows, chest press
Mosey down around to the side of the church and line up on the curb for a ladder
Run to the retaining wall, jump on top and do 1 merkin, run back to curb and do 10 jump squats
REPEATO increasing merkins by 1 up to 10 and decreasing jump squats by 1 down to 1
People’s chair on the wall
Air presses x 15
Mosey around to circular-ish island for burpees in a box!
Start at parking spot #1 and do 1 burpee
Run around island and stop at parking spot #2 and do 2 burpees
REPEATO up to spot 5 and then back down to spot 1.
Mosey to fountain area and get a bench
Dips x 15
Decline merkins x 10
Apollo Creed x 15
REPEATO
Mosey back to parking lot for Mary
MARY
Heels to heaven x 10
Pretzel crunch x 10 each side
Pickle pounder x 10
J-lo x 10
Freddy Mercury x 10
MOLESKIN
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Enjoyed the last minute Q opportunity. I figured since Crimson always Q’s I would take the reins and let him relax and be able to fully enjoy a beatdown.
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At 5:58AM it was still only the two of us. A couple of false alarm drive-by’s and it was 5:30AM, so off we went!
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This workout took place at a feverish pace since there were only two of us. Assisted by the fact that Crimson’s fitness level is considerably superior to most.
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Proud “Q Moment” happened during burpees in a box. After we completed the last set of 5 burpees, I looked at my watch and realized we needed to kill more time so I decided to call a REPEATO and descend back down the burpee ladder. Upon learning of this, Crimson said (and I quote) “Oh no, I don’t feel so good.”. Highlight of my Q career! That’s like Scrappy saying that he’s tired. Or like Gnarly Goat saying he doesn’t want to do any more merkins!
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Still no better way to start the weekend than with a True Grit crush-fest.
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Thanks for letting me take the Q, Crimson.
See y’all in the gloom!
Ty Webb