We’ve never monkey humped in this tight of an enclosed space

Event Date

Dec 11, 2023


8 Pax posted at #ArniesArmy this morning. Here’s how we rolled:

Welcome/Disclaimer

Warm A Rama at Base/checkpoint in cadence:

-Side straddle hop x 50 (100) Yes!

-Slow windmill x10

-Dwight Schrute/Slippery Dip Can/Carrot Pullers/Long Snapper x10

-Toy soldiers x 15 (30)

-IST x 15 (30)


Mosey to the bridge for (IC):

-Dips x20 (40)

-Incline ‘Mericans x20 (40)

-Squats x20 (40)

-Calf raises x20 (40)

-Monkey humpers x20 (40)

-Muhammad Ali/Rocky Balboa x50 (100)


Mosey back to base


Round of Dora (partner up):

-300 LBC’s while partner runs a lap

-200 Bobby Hurley’s while partner runs a lap

-100 ‘Mericans while partner runs a lap


Mosey back to the bridge for (IC):

-Dips x15 (30)

-Incline ‘Mericans x15 (30)

-Squats x15 (30)

-Calf raises x15 (30)

-Monkey humpers x15 (30)


Mosey back to base

-Muhammad Ali/Rocky Balboa x25 (50)


Recover, Recover

COT/Namarama/Prayer/Coffeteria


Moleskin:

YHC wanted to deliver a full body workout today and hoped that he achieved that goal. Phrases like, “We always do foreplay here”, and “We’ve never monkey humped in this tight of an enclosed space” were uttered. Perhaps YHC could’ve used counseling techniques by asking probing questions like, “Why do you feel that foreplay is so important?”, or “What about MHing in such an enclosed space intimidates you?” YHC wasn’t sure what kind of culture Tammy Faye had created at his AO, but just went with it. The “Turn Brothers” (Turncoat and Turnpike) were representing today and got it done. Both wore shorts straight up in the cold, so it was determined that both are studs. AM-PM was happy to work alongside Poolboy again. Tammy Faye was a great partner for YHC during Mary. Perrier might have made one of the statements above, but we won’t say which. Roadie got it done as usual and was taking HOA related notes (even though he’s not on the Birkdale board anymore) like bridge inspections and curbs being uneven. All Pax got it done today. Thanks to Roadie for the cup of Joe at Coffeteria and to AM-PM for the prayer session we had. YHC had a lot on his mind today and was a bit out of sorts due to emotion. However, it was a good reminder that it’s always great to start the morning with F3 brothers. F3 is a gift, don’t take it for granted. Thanks for the prayers gents.


Prayer Requests:

-Friday’s family with the recent loss of his M

-Tammy Faye will be putting down his furry friend of 12 years today

-Toby’s daughter (Eva)

-Kotters

-Pax who are caregiving for aging parents and health issues among them.

-Unspokens in all F3 circles.

-AM-PM’s sister.

-Stray’s recovery.


Announcements:

-Begin thinking about donating to Operation Sweet Tooth’s Christmas present/toy drive when shopping.

-There are plenty of Q slots at all AO’s. Please sign up. For new Pax, volunteer to lead/Q (we’ll help you co-Q). For you seasoned guys, sign up for some Q’s.

-Invite a FNG or brother you haven’t seen in a while who’s a Kotter. Invite that #just1 who needs you more than you know (an invitation is a powerful thing brothers). If none of those work for you, just show up. No one will be left behind, but it all starts with the discipline to take one.


Until next time…

Toby

(aka Tobra Commander, Tobra Kai, Tobi-Wan, Teletoby, Tobias, Tobadia, “Toe”bee, TobyMac, Tob-lerone, TOB-the-wet-sprocket, etc.)