YHC arrived first ready for his debut appearance and virgin Q at Samson
UM was second on the scene, POS, Tammy Faye, Bob Ross soon arrived via auto while The Force rucked over from the hood.
YHC mumbled a disclaimer and launched into warmarama.
- SSH x 20
- WM x 12
- SDC x 12
- IST x 12
- Toy S’s x 12
We did a serpentine run through the parking lot and ended by the blocks.
Blocks
- Squats x 10
- Curls x 10
- Press x 10
- Skull crushers x 10
- 8 count burners x 10
Run to wall
- Wall sits
- Air press x 10
- Touch heels x 10
- Curb kickers x 10
- Incline merkins x 10
- Step-ups – 5 each leg
Back to blocks
Pull-up / burpee ladder – 5/1, 4/2, 3/3, 2/4, 1/5
Samson suicides, cause that’s just what you do at Samson – Decline merkins, adding 1 for each round
Block sit squats x 10
Christian McCaffrey raises x 10
Return blocks
Traversed length of lot – 1/3 lunge walk, 1/3 bear craw, and 1/3 crab walk
Serpentine run back increasing 10% effort each length
Mary – pax that called the exercise
- WW2 x 10 – DH
- Low flutters – POS
- Boat holds – UM
- Elbow to knee x 5 each leg – TF
- LBCs – BR
- Plank (L, C, R) – Tammy F
- Pigeon – DH
Moleskin:
- Good news – no issues with neighbors – yay!
- POS provided little known medical knowledge and cooking tips – which rib just came off the grill or will be used to make jewelry?
- Stay tuned to find out if The Force will get and return $50 due to an innocent Apple pay misstep or was he a potential victim of an AI generated scam bot that talks like the girl next door.
- Bob Ross proudly got the war baby title (to be young again)
- UM provided the inspiration for the block sit squats (or was he trying take a break, hmmm). Most importantly he led the way to coffeeteria where Rocket was nowhere to be found.
- Thanks to Tammy Faye for taking us out – well done as always!
Great Q Die Hard. You let the pax ease our way into this one. Some easy warm-o-rama while we told stories, then some block work that almost only you counted cadence for, then I’m not sure what happened first – the pax ran out of stories and chatter or the Q pushed us beyond the chatter. I just know when the burpee/pull-up ladder started the $hit got real – and real fast. And next thing you know we were full into suicides and it is NOT the second Thursday of the month!
Fun/easy turned into BS FAST! And it was awesome.
The M has not received funds in any account we have visibility to…. Just FYI. So the score right now is
M = 1
Bot = 0
PS. pictures were shared at Small Group bible study tonight of the topless cap wearing Red Bull shotgunning graduates.