10 of the strongest pax in Isotope ran an underground QvQ Final Four. Winners won. No one converged. Here is their story:
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Super secret standard launched with YHC meeting The Standard for ~3 miles
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Auto met the not as much but kinda super secret sub standard for ~1 mile
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Cherry Bomb arrives to sit in his car, tie his shoes, prepare his ruck, gather his curl bar, put on his headlamp, turn his gloves outside in, etc
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3 minutes late is way better than whenever we started last week. 1% better every day.
We warmed up because no one ever warms up at Spearhead and when you don't warm up you get a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket to go see Big Mean. Oh and there was a baby. Ok baby is probably not fully accurate especially when he's dressed in camo…little man…and YHC is not talking about Hoodie…this time. But babies are the norm now. Just ask Metro.
Started with 9. Dressed right with rucks, weight, headlamps, and the flag. It was an ugly dressing but the little man admittedly threw YHC off. Auto was mostly behind. Jobe was mostly in front. Ramrod was being Ramrod. Its fine. Hoodie and Cherry Bomb named TLs and provided instruction.
Schoolyard pick to find teams because it pays to be a winner and men need competition in their lives. Take note "Fraudre." (Ramrod's words not mine) Goatbusters minus Poptart and Jobe vs. Ramrod, Tuffy, Poptart and CB. Hmmm light on BGs. Queue up the soft serve gif. But we did pick up a Tuffy which is like pulling Manny Bates through the transfer portal. BOOM!
Shuffle to PU forest to grab tires then double time it to the end of Road to Nowhere. CB's team had the early lead but took the long way up Hell's Ascent and got passed. Amateurs. They tried several times to take Auto on the right on the Road to Nowhere but he properly put them in the bushes. Several 8 count body builders were completed. GBs won. Shocker.
Fire the TLs. Auto and Jobe are the new TLs and picked Hoodie last. Team Jobe won to keep his name. We also picked up AM-PM along the way. He subbed in for YHC to secure the victory for Team Jobe. Winners won. Losers did pullups. We all completed the PT test. So easy.
Can we get back to the baby little man? Rolls up in camo to Spearhead, knocks out derkins while daddy is smokin' the PT test then promptly jumps in his ride and demands milk for the mile run. My man. We can't get the Incogs to carry a ruck but little man is winning the underground QvQ Final Four. And how bout Swingy forgoing his ruck and bringing little man instead and still winning the mile run. HIM. The team is coming together nicely, at this pace we will have more "Fraudre" than pax. AM-PM is a huge get. We have yet to see Possum, Ghost, Slingshot, Smokey, most of Davidson East and where the heck did Nair and Popcorn go? You have 6 more Spearheads to figure it out men unless your plan is a no train QR in which case YHC salutes you. Just don't forget your Alice pack with a case of beer as your weight because WWQD.
But the good news is most of the rucks so far have come from Dallas so with your HC to QRVIII you not only get a patch but also included is a pair of Incog branded soft science slides, 4 shirts with Jolly and/or Burns mug, and 3 free sessions with Big Mean. Let the HCs start pouring in…
Jedi has the Q next week.
DH