You Can’t Get Through Denim

Event Date

Sep 05, 2019


We walked, we balanced, we stretched.  We were also provided with a slogan for broga-wear.  A new broga-wear spokesperson, you know him as Spork.  He's led innovation for the famous 'Ross Hair' product – one sip and you have hair before you even put the bottle down.  He's promoted the little know but can't miss 'Wireless Water' .- imagine being able to carry a faucet in your pocket and just wash the car.  And now, the latest craze in apparell worn at broga – blue jeans.  Why you might ask…..because 'you can't get through denim!'.  That's right PAX, It's stronger than parachute pants.  They're thicker than nylon yoga pants.  Wear jeans to your next BBBroga workout because 'you can't get through denim'!  Go ahead, try it.  The theory cannot be disproved.  There are jeans being worn in dimly parking lots everywhere at 5:30 AM because 'you can't get through denim!'.  This phrase has been submitted for copyright by Ross Enterprises, LLC.  Thank you Spork, i pulled a muscle while stretching from the laughter you bring!