Your EMOM is so easy


I had heard that Cherrybomb Q-ed a Viking recently, and that Canuck just up and left within minutes due to the amount of running. Or was it just an aversion to nantan tyranny. Who knows?

In any case, I was inspired to bring a no running workout to Viking. But I was hoping to make it unforgettable.

***Cue up Don’t you (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

So when you step in the shower and feel the sting of water on your raw tailbone from all the WW2s, remember the lovely time we all had together. And when your wife asks you why you groaned when getting out of bed tomorrow morning because your abs are crushed, tell her “Popcorn did this”. And when you have to slowly land onto the toilet seat because your ass is sore from Bonnie Blairs, pull out your phone and leave a comment on this BB saying “Thank you, Popcorn”.

Warmarama = Usual suspects…mosey, SSH, slow squat, slippery dip can.

The Thang

Every Minute on the Minute (EMOM) #1 = 3 Burpees, 6 Bonnie Blairs, 9 WW2s (13 minutes)

1 minute break

EMOM #2 = 12 high knees, 12 merkins, 12 WW2s (13 minutes)

Several of these guys thought EMOM #1 was too easy and begged to make it 4/8/12 or even 5/10/15 reps. So the rep count averaged…

52 burpees, 104 Bonnie Blairs, 156 high knees, 156 merkins, 312 WW2s

We still had some time leftover, so…

90 seconds rest, 30 seconds burpees, 20 seconds rest, 40 seconds jump squats, 20 seconds rest, 40 seconds bonnie blairs, 60 seconds rest, 60 seconds plank, 20 seconds rest, 40 seconds shoulder touch merkins, 30 seconds rest, 30 seconds burpees, 20 seconds rest, 40 seconds bonnie blairs

Moleskin

  • MQ Chilly Willy is all in and I’m lovin it. Good EH Jersey Boy.
  • Strong mumble chatter from CB and AMPM. In case you don’t know, AMPM is vying for more influence within the region like a Russian mercenary boss. I hear #AMPAMforNantan is trending on Telegram.
  • I want to see a core competition between Toby and Bagboy.
  • Cobra made friends with a millipede.
  • Don’t say anything about skinny people (on behalf of Possum, we’re sorry Estwing).
  • Waffle House is back!

Thanks for the opportunity Chilly Willy and men of Isotope!