DISCLAIMER:
That headline was 100% clickbait. Nothing unusual at all happened at this workout.
STUFF THAT HAPPENED:
Nothing unusual at all.
STUFF THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN:
I missed coffeeteria because my wife's out of town and "the government" says my very mature 10-year-old isn't allowed to drive himself to school. I can't remember if I'm supposed to blame this blatant overreach on Biden, Trump, or Xi Jinping, so I'll ask Q to see what he says. Anyway, I missed coffeeteria and my son made it to school on time. (Not that it's any of your business.)